nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”

demifeuilly:

things that people forget when talking about grantaire:

  • grantaire boxes. grantaire is actually a fucking good boxer. not only is he a good boxer, grantaire is also canonically trained in dance and fencing too. grantaire is not a drunken layabout who doesn’t take care of himself. grantaire drinks but grantaire also throws himself into many different forms of activity
  • grantaire is realistic. grantaire has flaws. grantaire can’t do math. grantaire sucks at math. grantaire’s father gave up on grantaire because grantaire loved ‘love and liberty’ more than he did mathematics
  • grantaire hates when people try to appear more virtuous and more holier-than-thou by depriving themselves of worldly pleasures like rich clothes, food - i wonder how he’d feel about bishop myriel -, when they could afford to live well. it suggests some bitterness, which wouldn’t be too out of character for him
  • grantaire fucking loves classics. grantaire uses multiple classics references in his speech - lengthy and sometimes rambling on as if grantaire can’t keep all of his words in - the most notable of these is the infamously fanon ‘apollo’ nickname
  • grantaire is almost a representation of paris. grantaire is gritty and cynical. grantaire is also a romantic and a social character. grantaire could find his way through paris with a blindfold, he knows the city like the back of his hand
  • grantaire has a love/hate relationship with diogynes
  • fanon: grantaire is not a fucking saint. grantaire is a natural born antagoniser. grantaire irritates people and he actually enjoys doing it. grantaire systematically picks apart the amis’ speeches, tears down the foundations that enjolras has built his character around, and then he gets upset when enjolras retaliates. grantaire is not an angel. however, grantaire’s actions can be seen sympathetically if you’re of the mind to believe that grantaire only does this to get attention - that isn’t canonical though, and it shows grantaire in a much more sympathetic light than he canonically seems - though as marina helpfully pointed out, grantaire disagreeing with enjolras is like ‘a floor-sweeper in a church disagreeing with the pope’
  • grantaire’s closest friends are not bahorel or courfeyrac. grantaire’s closest friends are joly and bossuet. grantaire is drinking buddies with them. grantaire laughs with them, jokes with them. they come with grantaire to ‘conduct [him] back towards cheerfulness’ - joly and bossuet care deeply for grantaire, and grantaire, a guarded and independent character when it comes to dealing with his depression, allows them in because they mean a goddamn lot to each other
  • grantaire has ‘melancholy’ which yes, could very well be - and does seem to be - clinical depression. grantaire is not a lazy alcoholic because he has nothing better to do, because we know that grantaire has plenty of other options. grantaire is an alcoholic because he self-medicates his depression
  • grantaire studied under a man named gros and he failed. this was a study into art, arguably one of grantaire’s main passions. crackinwise also pointed out a good meta on this subject which you can find here

things that people remember when talking about grantaire:

  • grantaire drank a lot and loved enjolras

part of the things people forget series

I sometimes wish I knew if ppl get my msgs

[Gun noises]

(Source: starlorrd)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

barbeauxbot:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

omg look at him getting really into it also her hair is so pretty

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

(Source: d1ssimilis)

“Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I’ve been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I’ve never met, eating sprouted grains I can’t pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5’3” frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I’m a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I’d have to part with both arms. And a foot. I’m frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there.”

Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]

More of her brilliant articles can be found here.

(via theshadowsinthesun)

(Source: ramblingraconteur)

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

(Source: spilled-weed)

Snowpiercer (2013)

(Source: bennyisherp)

overlysassybitch:

tundrasretreat:

Great Dane is Stuck in the Tub

AOSJDAOSJD BABY

Ok, it’s so big I didn’t realise it was a bathtub until I read it.

(Source: im-cool-like-that)

isis-:

metaphoricalghost:

melanieescapes:

maraudring:

today i was getting dressed and didn’t realize i was wearing a plaid shirt over a plaid shirt until my mom stopped me from going out the door

imageWinchesters I am here

you shall never die

not ever

(Source: onvavoiir)

pizzaforpresident:

let’s bring this back

(Source: juilan)